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The Best Golf Jokes for the 19th Hole Celebration

Golf is one of those sports that can be both relaxing and frustrating at the same time. But one thing that’s always guaranteed is a good laugh, especially when it comes to golf jokes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. And what do you call a golfer who never misses a putt? Loch Ness.

Jokes like these are the perfect icebreakers on the golf course, and they’re guaranteed to make your playing partners chuckle.

But even if the jokes don’t make you any better at golf, they’ll at least make the game a little more enjoyable. So next time you find yourself struggling on the course, just remember, it could always be worse – you could be a deer with no eyes.